@EdificeComplex: Yeah, forest is not the setting I envisioned for her.

@dr_bambi: Did it have you at hello?

@AmishJohn: Meh.: You, you don't immediately go to musical theater when you think Lucy.

@dr_bambi: I know! The new school year is seriously hindering my ability to pass my time on io9. :(

@AmishJohn: Meh.: "Mame," right? Or has it been used in a cool, more contemporary way since then?

@Colin Wheeler: And if one smothers one's snoring partner with a pillow, well, that's Darwinism for you, I guess.

@RizzRustbolt: Interesting. I was thinking werewolf in human form, but I definitely follow your logic there.

@Juleshortstuff: We all want one of those. Heck, I'll take two.

@Juleshortstuff: Hey ... looking for older men to date? ... find a sugar daddy here ... www.hotdates4u.com ...

@Davio: So true! You get almost immune to all the badness of the internet: insults, immaturity, vicious fights to the death, appalling use of the English language. And io9 is a balm to my parched soul.

@amygdala: My love for each moment is too deep to pick one over the other. Can't I marry them both?

@grapesoda00001: Somewhere in my brain, a little voice was screaming, "Noooo! That isn't right at all," but I was too stoned to care much. Thank God!

@prettyingeek: Yeah, one could also object about the "half" part of "half-naked werewolf," I suppose.

@prettyingeek: You should never object to a half-naked werewolf.

@KatieBLV: Yeah, Huffelpuff sounds about right!

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: At mine, they gassed me, then I watched in amusement as they rooted around with a needle, trying to find a vein in my hand. The resultant bruise was horrifying, but thankfully I didn't feel anything at the time.

@KatieBLV: Hmmmm. Wonder what house the Sorting Hat would put Angie into. Ditto for Brad.

@Politicsoflonely: I'm going to chalk it up to shell shock.

@DanHibiki: Yonkers, man. It was such hubris, pinning all our hopes on superior technology.

@crashedpc /sarcasm: I have a friend who grows his own hops. I'm pretty sure it's part of his zombie survival plan.