Pretty sure that’s a lamb ...... o.

That’s not a Chevy Colorado. It’s a Ram.

Parallel. Draw a line from one wheel's hub to the next. Take that line and extrude it north to the rider's head. While the motorcycle sits erect on the earth, the orientation of the rider/bike assembly (the plane) is perpendicular to the ground plane. When the rider is on the wall, the plane is parallel to the floor.

Was the logo on the Camaro or his ass?????

That car is in the Studebaker museum with Fozzy and Kermit driving it.

Damn straight it will be. First Try!

Man, this guy is really nettin’ those yahoos!

I have never considered making a slow motion, sepia toned video of me crossing over a fat kid before. Now I know that my life is incomplete without one.

Shirtless goober? Try Gaza stripper.

Come on Torch, you know better. Nobody wants to empty the trash can, so then it becomes a game of Jenga. But, since its a cassette trash can, it’ll get stuck and never come out.

Death for us all, but his own death to each. - Albert Camus

Say nothing, unless specificaly asked.

Worst way to start a race, indeed.

Ha! That sniper rifle sounds exactly like a Starter’s Pistol!

LPT: Don’t base your entire online persona around a slang word for feces.

They’re going to make him go to Baltimore for making a joke about the Ravens? Seems harsh.

could not be any more unrelated to this article than this

Why is this so hard for everyone to figure out? It’s good enough for Maverick and Goose, it’s good enough for you.

I have to admit... I have a soft spot for the Commander. Then again, I usually have a soft spot for the, uh... “worse” 4x4s. Probably comes from owning a Rubicon on 35s.

I like to fart when the elevator is empty and press like floor 10 as I get out on the 3rd floor, so to whisk my stank up and away.