Professor-Lavahot
Professor-Lavahot
Professor-Lavahot
Jun 24
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The closest I can find is the short-wheelbase Ford Transit Connect, a car that barely exists in the US marketplace.
I want it, but it’s as easy to find as a surviving Summit/Colt Vista.

Sep 18 2019
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oh man, thanks for the tip, I haven’t thought about that solo in like 15 years because it never gets played on the radio edit.

It’s fun as hell in a song that desperately needs more doubletime moments. 

Aug 9 2019
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Are you selling your home...right now?

Then fuck. directly. off, I’m doing you a favor on your taxes.

Jul 18 2019
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I swear I was just thinking of this clip earlier this week but I did not want to search for it

May 15 2019
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One of Houston’s finer aggravations is that cops will troll the I-10 HOV lane.
So, you’re pretty much stuck at the speed limit while traffic (if unimpeded) on the main route is flying by at 85. 

Mar 5 2019
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There’s lots of great athlete faces, you just have to catch them in the right circumstances:

Feb 25 2019
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man, Kinja does not work if you have to smush your browser window down to hide it at work. 

Feb 25 2019
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Sadly, there’s no way to index which “unreliable” cars will break down and leave me stranded, versus which ones will just progressively fail over time.

Feb 12 2019
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A guy on a big cruiser motorcycle with a dog as a passenger.
And the dog was just...sitting there...on the back seat.
Facing sideways.
I still have no idea if it was held down or strapped to the driver somehow out of sight, but there it was, smiling at me at a stoplight in Lubbock, Texas.

Feb 6 2019
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I’ve been trying to rectify my love of these trucks with my care of an infant.

I think, once he gets to forward-facing age...sure, get in the middle, kid. No airbag!

Then Phase II begins: the pop-up slide-in camper. 

Jan 28 2019
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What’s the wheelbase?
And then...what are some vehicles in the States with a wheelbase that matches it or can be modified to match it? I mean, besides a Geo Tracker. 

Dec 19 2018
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Terrorist’s Choice” Casio F-91W.
Seven dollars.
The most jalop of all the watches

Dec 6 2018
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This is great, and it should be okay for these brands to chase “futuristic” instead of “gigantic”.