The closest I can find is the short-wheelbase Ford Transit Connect, a car that barely exists in the US marketplace.
I want it, but it’s as easy to find as a surviving Summit/Colt Vista.

oh man, thanks for the tip, I haven’t thought about that solo in like 15 years because it never gets played on the radio edit.

It’s fun as hell in a song that desperately needs more doubletime moments. 

Are you selling your home...right now?

Then fuck. directly. off, I’m doing you a favor on your taxes.

holy shit this needs to be a movie

I swear I was just thinking of this clip earlier this week but I did not want to search for it

One of Houston’s finer aggravations is that cops will troll the I-10 HOV lane.
So, you’re pretty much stuck at the speed limit while traffic (if unimpeded) on the main route is flying by at 85. 

That’s not always bad; port fuel injection, no CVT, etc. 

They are shockingly expensive for what they are. 

There’s lots of great athlete faces, you just have to catch them in the right circumstances:

man, Kinja does not work if you have to smush your browser window down to hide it at work. 

Sadly, there’s no way to index which “unreliable” cars will break down and leave me stranded, versus which ones will just progressively fail over time.

this is my favorite thing that has ever been written

A guy on a big cruiser motorcycle with a dog as a passenger.
And the dog was just...sitting there...on the back seat.
Facing sideways.
I still have no idea if it was held down or strapped to the driver somehow out of sight, but there it was, smiling at me at a stoplight in Lubbock, Texas.

I’ve been trying to rectify my love of these trucks with my care of an infant.

I think, once he gets to forward-facing age...sure, get in the middle, kid. No airbag!

Then Phase II begins: the pop-up slide-in camper. 

What’s the wheelbase?
And then...what are some vehicles in the States with a wheelbase that matches it or can be modified to match it? I mean, besides a Geo Tracker. 

“Terrorist’s Choice” Casio F-91W.
Seven dollars.
The most jalop of all the watches

Also...who the hell gets a million-dollar car in Rental Versa Silver?!?!?

This is great, and it should be okay for these brands to chase “futuristic” instead of “gigantic”. 

it still has nothing on GM’s Greatest Grille Of All Time (GGGOAT):

Does the Transit Connect suck?

I want to get one just as the anti-choice of every over-masculized thing out there