That first video is one of those sensations that somehow comes with a smell in your brain. Like I can smell that car that’s just french fry grease and cigarettes. 

That Ford Transit Connect is at the top of my list, but it is surprisingly expensive for what it is

Similar to the situation with Twitter, nobody says you have to use Starbucks. Just get a coffee from anywhere, it barely matters.  

yep! stilts or gtfo with your half-assed costumery! 

pssst Ford Transit Connect

proper procedure is you follow those pedestrians so close you can almost take their sneaker off with your front bumper, and then put the nose of your car in the space the instant your target’s reversing bumper is clear

He presumably also pays a shitload of money and goes into debt for decades to use this very library! 

I believe it’s when you have less than 50% of the original little plastic tab thingies holding the undertrays and fender liners on.

I believe it’s when you have less than 50% of the original little plastic tab thingies holding the undertrays and fender liners on.

I recently found out that the second owners of Kias and Hyundais don’t get the vaunted 10-year warranty; IIRC it drops down to the typical 5-year/50k. I think losing that pulls down their resale value a lot compared to the rest of the competition.

This is the best part of trucks!

Can I get a giant hand like in the Everlong video?

Is every automaker’s CVT the same old steel belts and cones, or do different makers have some weird designs out there?

Heh, look at that dumb barrel over there, I’m going to knock it over with my Saturn, that’ll be mildly entertaining.

And even then...*middling hand gesture*

The Astro is a perfect example of one of those cars that didn’t get any credit until it was too late. I’d love a RWD 8-passenger van that can tow stuff and fits in my garage now!

This is making me curious about the world’s worst-condition 959.
Nevermind ones that were wrecked, but I wonder if there’s a 959 with bad stick-on vents and a rattle-can spray paint job just rusting in some idiot’s dusty barn somewhere.

oh my god that one year with Krusty The Clown hair

I heard Andre The Giant and Haystacks Calhoun and your dad went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

No, but I’ve also never asked “to speak to the manager.” I hear it’s a thing people do.