You definitely get the point of the article.

Yeah, but then you’re making life decisions based off a Youtube video about rolling your fucking sleeves.

My face is already quite punchable.

“If we’re being honest callously inhuman...”

Don’t forget about Oscar’s Razor!

OSCARS, RANKED;

but the ol’ gunslinger Brett Favre has huge hands

Neutral: In an era where people are still returning laptops and tablets to Best Buy because “it won’t get to AOL” or “it doesn’t have a CD slot” (both things I heard just this past week waiting in line to pick up a pre-ordered game), and refusing to accept the voluntary guidance and help of people half their age who…

Someone tell Burger King they can get 12 of your xylophone buns from Williams Sonoma for $19.99.

jesus christ, is there anything a new englandler won’t be insufferably provincial about?

Only a minor baddie, but can we give an honorable mention to the Scottish lord in Braveheart whose head Mel Gibson smashes in with the ball on the chain - while riding his horse through the guy’s bedroom?!

That is not a ‘he nearly died’ crash at all. I don’t consider myself an expert in racing fatalities, but I’m not aware of anyone who has ever died in a crash like that. Not only that, but several drivers across the top three series are involved in crashes like that every season. It turns out tumbling around like that…

Any sentence that starts with “And quite frankly,” is going to be a shitshow.

Doesn’t everyone at baseball games just buy the cheapest ticket available and then stand in the the beer garden for the whole game?

The Yankees would much rather have those unwanted seats remain empty, so as to prevent the rich folk from having to mix with dirty poors.

Keeper Thinks He’s Ronaldinho Or Some Shit

I liked it better when college basketballs were pig heads and college basketball players were the shiny teeth guys from the new Mad Max and the rims were disembodied mouths that could only scream CHEDDAR! and the object was for the maniacs with shiny teeth to stuff the pig heads into the disembodied mouths so they…

A PFT article is not exactly digging deep into the web.

The “take away the helmets and pads” argument makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY because it shows a fundamental ignorance of the history of the game itself. Do you know WHY they introduced helmets? Because people were DYING on the field. Literal death! Right there! This idea that taking helmets away will somehow magically make…