Why would a diesel engine have a timing belt?

Help me out here, VW people

Yeah, just put an interesting vinyl wrap or paint job on it, or go full dajiban

I’ve often thought the same thing. Surely their (diesel) fuel economy is on par with a gas-engined Econoline.

The only thing I wonder is if they’re comfortable to drive for long distances.
(probably on par with a gas-engined Econoline, anyway)

Whoa, must be Burt Reynolds or something

Boy, does my antivirus software not like this site!

As far as I can guess, the only consequences of the “pee pee tape death blow” (which is the greatest band name of all time) will be that suddenly a whole lot of people will be way into pee and extolling its virtues and they were like this their whole life, etc.

We’ve had it with your hot takes, Drew! You’re gettin’ the chair!

I have a kid coming soon and I’ve been thinking about this a lot:

How do you explain to a kid that the world is like 97% scams?
Look at the Internet, for example: I will probably encounter 100 scams today just while shitposting around middling comment sections instead of working!

HEY ABUTT

Oh I’m sure we’ll get a few last great Christmas-adjacent “controversies”

“Basic parameters: the challenge is given live on TV, and must follow promptly. He has no advance knowledge of this, so he has no time for prep.” 

Not even if he had time to prep! Possibly not even with a teleprompter!

A CVS that is open 24-7 is indispensable, if in fact gougey and terrible.

But if it just has regular grocery store hours...well what is the goddamned point?!?!?

The fact that you call it Banana Banana Banana Poop Pop Pop tells me you’re not ready.

i was looking at those lock combo buttons on a pickup the other day and wishing they could be retrofitted into other cars. :(

i’ve reached the breaking point with my car where i’m willing to leave the keys in there, who cares

My mom had one. In beige. It was certainly...a car.

It did take us on a lot of road trips, but after a few electrical-system freakouts that left Mom stranded, it was promptly exchanged for a silver Lexus RX.

This is what is called: “completing the Mom cycle.”

I’m calling it: Jerry Jones is going to beat Jeanne Calment’s record and live to be 128 years old.

I’d still like to get one of these for use with a slide-in camper. As you’ll notice, it actually fits in a standard parking space!

I would absolutely love to DD this.

10/10 would buy tomorrow. Please jam a near-useless third row in it.

AJ: