...and that’s why none of this matters and I’m gonna drive a minivan anyway with no concern for judgment by-

oh, hold on, i guess i should rtfa

What kind of transmission is that cutaway?

Edit: Oh, Subaru! Doy
Thanks, Google Image Search

I’m seein’ double here!

Four clocks!

For the last few weeks I’ve been reading the book Car by Mary Walton. It’s an in-depth look at the huge engineering effort behind a car that was desperately needed to save Ford’s finances in the 90's. A lot of people had to put in millions of combined hours and dollars to create a car that would exceed the Camry in…

The closest thing I can get in the U.S. is this, which is aggravating:

I don’t care if it was marketed to women, I would gleefully drive that purple one as-is, until the wheels fall off or I’m violently ejected.

Right there with ya. Investigations are fascinating, and they’ve apparently worked so well that I’m always out of new ones to read.

If it’s between 70 to 90 degrees outside, my 08 Civic driver’s side power door lock won’t budge. Pressing “lock” on the fob won’t honk the horn unless all 4 doors are locked and the trunk is closed. I usually have to go back and smush it into place with my finger.

At temperatures above or below that range, it works…

Yeah, I’m stalling any real disdain until I get some more specs on this engine.

I’ve been wondering for years if Mitsubishi is secretly an OK durability pick because most of their stuff is last-gen technology.

Levi’s 511 “Commuter”
These just seem to last and last! Everything is reinforced!
I don’t even ride a bike!

Levi’s 511 “Commuter”
These just seem to last and last! Everything is reinforced!
I don’t even ride a bike!

what is this even
this is so dumb

everybody take a deep breath and grow a skin

So, what’s the gas mileage you’re getting out of this 32-year-old efficiency package?

“This is common sense, if you think about it.” 

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

People can’t be made to see (works on us, too). To admit mistakes and seek a higher truth is to express humility. If I’ve learned anything, Jesus hates that shit.

Amirite?

JK shitpost

I appreciate it, but this is just reminding me that I haven’t seen one in at least 5 years. I don’t even live in rust country!

Screw that, gimme the test-mule van!

I want to live in the Burger King burbclave in our Snow Crash future!

Oh that’s a REAL useful invention!