Are those Mitsubishi Monteros (US) good? I don’t expect them to secretly be at Land Cruiser levels or anything, but are they secretly and quietly as good as, say, an Xterra or Patrol?

Used-up motorcycle engine blocks make great pen holders for construction markups.

What do they look like with all of the plastic taken off? Is it something a good bodyworker could fill in?

If in Houston, try to have it break down somewhere in the center-left portion of the highway, straddling two lanes if possible. There’s too much broken glass and stuff on the shoulder and you definitely don’t want to stand around on that!

85.

Better reinforce that window, though, just to be sure.

Anyone going to Rio? Anyone know anyone going to Rio?
I desperately need to know which way the water in the toilet spins.

I can’t wait to get my hands on America’s current weirdest vanlette, the SWB Transit Connect. Not even 3 rows of seats! It’s got a nice little Mitsubishi Expo vibe to it. Also, it could be unreliable garbage with a 30,000 mile transmission, help me out Jalopnik.

If I could find a good one, I absolutely would.

I’m wrong, but I’m convinced that all 18-35 year old males just want How It’s Made. No drama, no characters, not even any names. Just stuff getting done. Just...show things happening, please.

I spent so many hours with my friend just playing the “tag” minigame in this level. And trying to get keys, of course. So many impossible keys.

I don’t think I’ve seen a Ford Aspire in over ten years, which is impressive considering they only went out of production 19 years ago.

Well, it has a LOT of calories, so you could get fat.

It’s a pretty standard stunt.

Geez, way to blow the stakes I was setting up!

I thought the world was my ashtray! - Houston

ADDITIONAL INFORMAL FUNBAG QUESTION: How many people have, on this spot, taken a dump in 4 states at once? They’ve got to have cameras trained on it for those kinds of late-night shenanigans.

It looks like buttcheeks.

/holds down R1 button with rubber bands