Does it baby? Yes, I am serious.

This movie has Basketball to the Face, but Football in the Groin had a Football in the Groin.

I asked for light starch on my nightcap!

These are very beatable trucks that are still all over the road in Texas. Just don’t watch the crash test videos.

Nothing anybody else thinks is worth anything!

I preferred Steamroller myself. One kid rolls from side to side across the trampoline while the other 7-8 kids have to jump over him. Fall or get shoved on him, and you’re the Steamroller now, punk. Fighting ensues.

I don’t need a laptop, but I’m seriously considering needing this laptop.

I don’t need a laptop, but I’m seriously considering needing this laptop.

Texan reporting in: This is 100% true. I am fascinated by actual mountains, not just mountains of used-up tires.

Uh, the perfect invention is already here! As of last year! Get with the times, Torchinsky!

It goes up into the sky and turns into stars!

I can never tell on the MINI if things are like that because of Rover, because of BMW, or because of eh.

That guy certainly has the best bed death in all of cinema.

I’ve used one for a while and it seems to cause no problems. (Samsung Galaxy S4 Mini). The magnets are strong enough to hold my phone to the metal plate through a rubberized phone case.
The problem is that it will activate my phone’s ‘holster’ features unless I stick it on the magnet in a very specific spot. I haven’t…

I’ve used one for a while and it seems to cause no problems. (Samsung Galaxy S4 Mini). The magnets are strong enough…

You’ll never fit that on a hat!

Why stop there? It’s a big payout.

Oh I’d eat a whole garbage bag of banana Runts...but then again I’m also that weird holdout who prefers Twizzlers “cherry” Nibs.

Never forget.

The Pathfinder survives this, right?!?!

Do they really have to make it look so appetizing?

The springs inside of the seat tracks can be surprisingly strong...patella-dislocatingly strong.