Hey guys!
Wear an entire fucking shirt.
Yes, planes are hot. We’re all hot. Have a modicum of adult dignity and leave the sleeveless shirt in your luggage. I don’t need your back hair, bare armpit, or flabby barbed-wire tattoo in my face. And as for the ladies, I know such apparel is mandated by the whims of fashion,…

I don’t know how to capture it...it’s a combo of smell and air temperature that an air conditioner just can’t match.

It’s late September or October in Texas, and the winds have finally shifted to where the air is sort of dry, and you can lower the windows for the first time in 6 months and just soak it all in. There’s…

The Jalopnik J10 is still cooler.

What about: “...yello?”

Rule of thumb: If you can see the frame or firewall, you can wrench on it.

Yay! They fixed the huge DLO problem!

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Well these are just cool...though they seem to be 300-700 dollars each. How much is the torture of that title .GIF worth?

Is this generation ever going to get a 9C1 version? You can still get decent previous ones on eBay from time to time, and that combo of auxiliary coolers, column shifter, 300hp V6 and megatrunk is really appealing, bland styling be damned.

That’s what I don’t get...sure, people will disregard reliability ratings if they’re only owning the car while it’s under warranty...but I would pay a few extra thousand a year to not risk getting turned into a pink mist on the side of a Houston freeway...not to mention hours of lost time just having to go to a…

“But we became aware of new things this weekend and there was a sense of crisis that we thought could not be ignored.”

sense of crisis

I’ll let Nick take it from here.

You can even see where the paint has rubbed off from some guy’s skull!

I could get behind this. The giant SS wheels, the SS bumper treatment, the paneled rear (hides how chunky all the pillars are)...it does a lot for this car.

Well, boy howdy as people think they say down here in texas give me fuckin’ job a a staff writer!!

Houstonian here, people have been saying: “Give me fuckin’ job” lately.

I attended Colby Cheese College and all I got was this delicious diploma!

Sshh! It killed the thread!

Give that man the $10,000!

Why does Progressive need two spokespersons? Why is one of them an anthropomorphic box?

with no room in the backseat for anyone resembling a lower half

You think you’re better than me?