Sort-of-Farva related question: Did this generation of Camaro ever get a police-duty variant, similar to the Fox-body Mustang?

Also, were there fingerguns? This is important.

http://www.theonion.com/article/cc-sab…

I really need to get a more interesting job.

Auto parts stores are such an indifferent customer service experience during normal hours, I can’t imagine the sort of apathy you’d encounter at 4 AM.

Sounds right! Please write this into an official-looking document for my wife so I can finally scoop up a 350,000-mile Land Cruiser.

This is improperly worded. There is no “defeat,” no “victory.” People that are dumb are dumb forever and there isn’t anything you can do to change that. It’s not possible to teach with the limited inter-car communication abilities we have at our disposal (fingers, mostly).

Houston to Austin...miles of undivided 4-lane highway. Average traffic speed is 75 miles per hour in both directions. There’s confused tourists, sleepy commuters, heavy trucks, all kinds of drivers. Mostly straight, but there are mild turns, mild hills...and you figure:

Also, hey, guys: Wear a shirt with some goddamn sleeves on it when you travel (or go to any indoor public place, for that matter). I know it’s hot, but do civilization a fucking favor for once. I never thought I would long for the dignity of a cotton T-shirt.

I wish anything produced today could be this smooth. This and the FD RX-7, of course.

A whole song written and performed by a guy without visible abs! See Lenny Kravitz and Gwen Stefani, it CAN be done.

would you shrink down to the size of an insect and live amongst these insects for one day?

What’s this one supposed to be?

Don’t forget fog-walking and night-digging!

1. Hold down accelerator button with rubber band.

Fedora? Fedora.

I’d like to be able to privately tag cars on a heads-up display as: “Good” or “Dumbass.” Any time you end up near a tagged car in the future, you can certify your snooty judgment. If you do the same commute for long enough, and you passive-aggressively judge enough people, you could develop a nice index for the…

Try to find one today. They vanished unlike any other car I can think of from the same era. Even in non-rusty Texas.

The Miata is not a fast car. It hits 60 somewhere around six seconds.