Here’s a guide for my coworkers to use when forced to fumble with my AutoCAD mouse in my absence. I could set it up to do at least 24 more things, but it’s tough to memorize:

It just has a nuclear-powered electric turbocharger.

Took engineers decades to solve the equations for that!

Hey, the shoes fell down!

So much room for activities! Thank you column shifter!

Ooh, expensive-looking!

It’s the saddest steering wheel of all time. Sadder even than this one.

Hard to tell from this angle, but the back fenders look to be better-defined (though I’m sure the concept had no cargo space considerations). Never forget:

It looks like it just had its wisdom teeth taken out.

After the disastrous defeat of an entire legion against the indigenous species of Endor, the Empire finally buckled down and replaced the ineffective standard-issue blaster with a hot-dog shooter.

Where can I satisfy my questions about which car most resembles the Millenium Falcon?
I think it's that Renault Espace body that was stuffed with F1 hardware, but I welcome additional opinions.

The strip took out his front driver's side tire, as local news reports, and he rolled his 1990 Pathfinder not terribly long afterwards. Here is video of the dramatic wreck.

"I still love flushing the toilet and watch the poop swirl down. It brings me closure. It's like a tiny funeral."

I will put down a deposit for this the day I hear a funerary corpse toilet has been invented.

I'm picturing a commercial where one neighbor purchased a new car:

"Say, Bob, that's a nice looking new car, what'cha got there?"
"Thanks, Phil! It's a 2016 BMW X5 xDri-"
COMMERCIAL ENDS

When will we get to see the final three episodes of this season of Top Gear? Thanks to the scandal I've nicknamed "ClarksonFacePunchGate" (alternatively: "ClarksonFacePunchGhazi"), not anytime soon.

They got my letters! A lower bed!
Also, cheap-bastard-silver is not a good debut color.

And it comes with a trailer hitch, so you can efficiently use all of that surplus horsepower!

It even has a Kammback for aerodynamic efficiency! Take that, Prius!

It's probably a terrible vehicle, but I've been wanting an Isuzu NPR giant-bed pickup for years. Or a stake truck, I guess. If you're going to pickup, go working-class or get bent.

The first six drafts put the engine and the driver in the same compartment, plus some mail in the engine compartment. Also, there was a coat closet in revisions 1-4. The observation deck was removed in draft 3.

These studies cost $440,000.