Sure, but where do the feet go?

Those came with a diesel?

I had a '92 2dr Jimmy with the 4.3L as my first car and it was about as described in the video. The worst steering I've ever experienced, plus lots of of broken vacuum-powered things (The daunting task of diagnosing and fixing the broken HVAC system was enough for the parents and I to decide…

Rubbermaid Trashman: the dollar-store Stretch Armstrong.

The least popular man in Texas.

Now watch, my sons, as I magically turn this hexagon....into a circle!

This busted-up old Kawasaki block makes a hell of a pen holder for my office desk.

THAT'S how you secure the youth demographic! Hire this man!

HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT HOW BIG I AM

Wow...it just...keeps on giving. So what's the easy age math on this? 22, right? Having a job, paying taxes, wishing assrape on Deadspin commenters, graduating college, etc.

Maybe it's just because I'm cheap, but I'm consistently amazed at how expensive new cars can get. Especially the ones us auto writers get to test, because they tend to be loaded. I mean, $70,000 for an Audi S5 Cabriolet? Good gravy.

I'm just going to repost this from the question thread:

and STILL get better gas mileage than the other tiny frugal 2-seater roaming the roads...
You guys know the one I mean.

If they're following his rules, you know who's not getting a reactor? The Navy.

And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".

But in the meantime, make sure your trust is written and you've checked the organ donation box on your license.

These are incredible! Just think of every movie where someone just casually drives through a gate...and then apply this.

I think that's enough to pass the employee evaluation. He won't get a raise, but they won't dock his pay either.

You know what, I'll say it: In this photo, from this angle, in this color...I can see how they thought it might work.

Oh, sure. Next you'll probably tell me that putting testicles on my truck doesn't indicate that I am fascinated by testicles.