Professor-Lavahot
Professor-Lavahot
Professor-Lavahot

Well, at least they let the most sober one steer.

This is the highest and lowest skidpad value I've ever seen in one photo. I want a Tin Top!

Right? And it's not like it's hard to be this way, if anything being a poorly-adjusted person who acts like a spoiled whiny brat takes considerable effort over my "point and laugh and forget" strategy.

Great if you do a lot of night driving. An auto dimming rearview mirror will reduce all that obnoxious glare and allow you to concentrate on the road ahead.

While the Hennessey Venom GT hit 270.49 mph, John Hennessey thinks "something in the 290mph range will be possible" so he's building an even more powerful car called the Venom F5 after the strongest tornados on the Fujita scale. Red meat. We crave sustenance.

You know what? Truckers make mistakes. Shit happens. Here we have somebody staunchly planted in the left lane, cruise control at 66, glacially passing a clearly unsafe truck driving at 65...that's the real subject of this video.

Too much math.

Ol' Duke used to have a job, biting the pilot's hand if he touched anything. It's hard times for everybody.

Serious question for Jalops who are driving P71s: Is driving one of these on the highway fun (people tend to get out of your way) or annoying (everyone becomes a total wiener and slows down when they see you)? Or neither (because nobody is paying attention anyway)?

And it comes with a free dinner plate!

I saw this and instantly wanted to know where I could get black steelies that big.

Every time. That lady probably has no idea how far back she set a well-meaning movement.

I'm still holding out hope for a sexy coupe body. Convertible = more weight. More weight = bad.

SHUT UP YOU OLD BAG!

Yeah, I can't wait until I can go back to all the exclusive scoops about poop and dongs.
Just kidding, I love you Drew.

Yeah, but in Empire they're inside that asteroid worm for like what, 2 months?

This is now my favorite cockpit of all time.

Not that one, though. That guy just has a catalog addiction. This one:

These (and their Pathfinder cousin) are excellent. As good as the Toyota, and you don't have to win a bidding war to get your hands on one.

This is the perfect example of a vehicle for which hubcaps do NOTHING. Just save ~$100 on your order and have steelie pride!