Curb Weight: 3242 lbs. (with fuel)

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Even more than the 924, I have a serious crush on the Geo Storm, a car that could not be more unloved if it had assassinated JFK. With the 140 hp GSi motor, these rebadged Isuzus were pretty quick. They only weighed something around 2,300 pounds, which is something you definitely should rub in the noses of the next…

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We're almost back to MAXIMUM GRILLE SATURATION (my all-time favorite)

Still so menacing.

So glad to see this little guy getting some credit. Best car chase in the last fifteen years.

Every time I see it I just....I just don't know what they thought was going to happen. I have so many questions that can never be answered due to interrupting laughter.

I'm sorry, Dave. Fuel efficiency improves by 9.26% if I don't have to carry sacks of meat to my destination. Goodbye.

So is XM more successful than ever right now, or just hanging on? I ask because I quit on it 3 years ago when they started playing ads on a service I was paying for under the impression that it would be ad-free. Because radio ads are the worst ads.

I maintain that Giant Jenga is the best because everyone is a shitty armchair engineer. Also, potential foot injury.

Aw, my little water baby.

Popout windows but keeping an 8-inch-wide rear wiper?

Yeah, but like everywhere else it will just fill up with fat guys on Rascals.

You can't see from this angle, but there's an 85% chance it has seat covers with Looney Tunes characters on them.

Hey, look everybody! Windows!

What is under this hood that requires so much damn height?

Yup. All together, they've likely invested billions in reducing cab NVH, and now you want to put the engine under the seat? No way.

I'd DD that, why not?