Professor-Lavahot
Professor-Lavahot
Professor-Lavahot

I also really appreciate symbols placed where nobody could see them during vehicle operation anyway.

Only if you hide your shower beers in the toilet tank.

Maybe it's due to cheaper parts, but in the non-salty states they seem to be lasting as long as the revered early-90's 4runners and Pathfinders.

Oh, look, there's a rape machine
Id go outside if it looks the other way
You wouldn't believe
The things they do

Hell no, they make that car look like it's from the distant future (well, the R8 already looks like that, but these help even more)

Beavis and Butthead did nothing to influence my stupid adolescent behavior, but these movies suuuuure did, and got no credit for it! What a load.

Wait for me. I will find you.

That one pictured is a million-mile truck, if the rust is kept at bay. It'll go through 4 transmissions, and the interior will fall apart, but it'll be working for another 3 decades in the right hands.

261 mpg is great, but yeah, I don't see how a motorcycle-engined version couldn't beat Prius mileage. Prius is fine, but I'd rather commute in the mega-XL1.

"I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.”

How much grief do you get for parking it like a motorcycle? Like, on the sidewalk.

I thought the Scion iQ would be a hit and I see maybe five a year. Smarts are everywhere though, but you get the impression they belong to a business.

I've seen quite a few Teslas here in Houston, despite the supposed Texas v. Tesla dealership brouhaha. It won't stop people with money from getting their hands on one.

I'm sure Edward Furlong would have called it a major drag that his bike got destroyed.

Automatch - The Avanthusiast beat me to it.

Name a ship from the prequels. Go on, do it. Can't? That's because they lack this used-universe, broken-down, patched-together mystique of ships that a modeler physically built. The Rebel fighters and transports really look like the last bits of offensive power still held by a desperate, pitiful band.

No way, the van also has an RC controller. Doc drove the DeLorean into the van, then drove the van from inside the DeLorean. What a showman!

A heavily used VHS HBO bootleg (with Inspector Gadget taped over the whole segment inside Doc Brown's house) of BTTF was my go-to entertainment as a kid, fostering a lifetime appreciation for both vehicles and casual swearing.

The emergence of this car, and its delivery of the frazzled, manic Doc, from the giant step van is one of my favorite character introductions of all time. I have no idea how Doc got into the Delorean from inside the step van...I guess those gullwing doors really do open in very little lateral space.

I think the only thing that can usurp the buttfumble is a dickfumble. Or a fortuitously placed banana peel.