PrincessCatnip
Princess Catnip
PrincessCatnip
The New Movement Starts Now

This morning, many Americans woke up fearful, wondering what comes next. The only possible answer: four years of

WHERE IS MY MEDAL????

We’ve had really good luck with putting “yard sale” labelled boxes (most important: with lids!) in the basement. When one item comes into the house, two must go to the boxes. When one box is full, it is neatly closed and another empty box placed on top of it. In a year there is a neat column of closed boxes for our

It’s so fitting that he backs Trump. He cares about absolutely no one except himself and his rich friends.

Peter Thiel actually scares me a lot. He seems like he’d always be checking his teeth for bits of human flesh leftover from his last meal.

what a self important dickbag

Having just spent last week at the hospital detoxing my dad, this is a depressing read. I’d like to think he might actually stop drinking this time, but it is so unlikely.

And my new tv box won’t be an Apple.

It’ll be really hard to outdo their fabulous graphics at the DNC, when the entire Jumbotron appeared to shatter & rain a million pieces of glass down through all the other smaller screens and the stage. That was SO much awesome! (It’s no wonder Trump was jealous of the DNC, because she out-WWE’d him.)

Too bad Trump doesn’t have any stones to throw at it