I hate working weekends.

Let’s get this doc underway...

How often do you refer to a dude as a “male”?

This isn’t technically fluoride but one time my dentist had on purple gloves, which I thought was odd but didn’t say anything. Then when he stuck his fingers in my mouth, I realized they were grape flavored. It tasted like a grape ring pop if that ring pop was made of latex and also had been urinated on.

email it to tips!

Texas is satisfying as hell, very balanced mixture of straight artificial borders and natural river borders.

Why won’t your janky-ass platform let me upload a picture of the puppy I’m adopting tomorrow?

ok but the cat has to stay outside

Hats on dogs? Pic related

some Slytherin shit

I CAN’T AND I’M NOT

Serpentine!

Popeyes is my favorite, but I think I’d go with some sort of sandwich place for the variety, or, if that’s not allowed, McDonalds.

insomuch as it’d be interesting to hear somebody who’s opinion i’d typically respect (which goes for most writers on this site) try to explain how they could vote for That Fucking Guy.

I just got offered a new job that restricts my ability to work from home and stay with my dog. I get a raise but...I should tell them no right? To ensure we’re all on the same page : She’s a good dog.

The commenters who showed up, actually.