PrincessCatnip
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How to Throw a Punch Correctly

Ideally, you’ll ever be in a situation where you’re forced to physically defend yourself, but if that day ever comes

Let’s get this doc underway...

How often do you refer to a dude as a “male”?

This isn’t technically fluoride but one time my dentist had on purple gloves, which I thought was odd but didn’t say anything. Then when he stuck his fingers in my mouth, I realized they were grape flavored. It tasted like a grape ring pop if that ring pop was made of latex and also had been urinated on.

email it to tips!

Texas is satisfying as hell, very balanced mixture of straight artificial borders and natural river borders.

Why won’t your janky-ass platform let me upload a picture of the puppy I’m adopting tomorrow?

ok but the cat has to stay outside

Hats on dogs? Pic related

Vox.com is down. Now where will I go to feel smug?

Dear neighbor,

Not really friends. More like acquaintances. I don’t even really know them.