These days college simply pays kids to learn how to work for other people. No wonder so many entrepreneurs are college dropouts.

See a doctor about the opiate thing. My highly unprofessional opinion is that you could be self-medicating something that is better treated by a doctor.

These parents are horrible.

Getting kidnapped could be the best thing that ever happened to this kid.

She was trying to keep Arquette from falling backward off the balcony, lol.

The point was that if you exist, thank the woman who birthed you and show some respect to women.

"that kind of love that we're used to from a president"

Let's not even get into the meaning behind "He wasn't brought up the way you were brought up and I was brought up...."

I'm pretty sure a burger made by a person making a living wage is going to taste better than one made by a person who works three jobs to get by and forgot to take the onions off my damn burger. I wouldn't miss the extra $0.25 per meal. There's a reason that more expensive hamburger places are becoming popular, while…

This works great until I realize that I can't actually afford the things $300/hour would buy.

In short, it sounds like you're not ready.

Tip: If you look at your potential boss and think, "Wow! He/she is so smart and awesome and fabulous and I hope I can be like him/her some day", that person could possibly be a great boss. If that person is just someone to sign your time sheet and tolerate and suffer through, think twice about the job. Also, at a…

Look closely and you'll see what appear to be people running for cover after the launch.

To be honest, I don't think women will have really 'arrived' until articles like this don't trigger a reaction from anyone. This could've been covered in the "How I Work" Lifehacker series (or perhaps more aptly titled "How I Carry My Work").

I stayed thin only because I didn't have the money to buy new clothes — and cutting meals saved money, too!

He wrote a whole book about it (see his webpage).

Oooh, slam!

In a parallel universe, a cat sends an urgent fax.

Sounds very Republican.

Agree, and I'm not a human scale either. But I'd say he wasn't less than about 180 (assuming he had some muscle) at the start.