I keep thinking of the time when George Bush Sr. called Bill Clinton the Energizer Bunny. It's so true!

It would be great to have an explainer for how to do some of these things through the Mac Unix command line, rather than through third-party apps.

ZOMG! That gif just made my day. I can stop surfing the internets ... for now.

I wish these events would get rid of the ads in the backdrop. It's so tacky.

Aww, poor kitty.

How about just don't get a credit card? Seriously. Don't play the game of worrying about your credit score. Build a habit of saving up for your purchases in advance and amass a big savings account instead.

Order water or sparkling water with lemon or lime.

"...since I was 5 years old."

Can we have a Cannes explainer? Like, what's the schedule? Why does it last so long? When does it end? Oh, and, why should we care?

Where are her lips? The nude lip trend needs to go. It's not attractive. Some bright red lips would've totally made the outfit.

DC or the state? If possible, I'd try to find a short-term sublet for 1-3 months, so you can learn where the best neighborhoods are, etc., before you commit to a longer-term place.

You can find good deals on gently used, former lease cars. They're usually 2-3 years old, have maybe 30,000 miles on them. They're much cheaper than "new" cars and come with 2-3 years of warranty, which can save you tons of money and hassle compared to an older used car.

Have you tried staying at a Holiday Inn Express?

If step 4 takes 20 hours, the whole process must take more than that.

Not flattering.

The hair!! That's so 80s.

Two words: Double major.

Don't give them advice? That's horrible. Sure, they won't necessarily use all of it—especially if it comes from insecurity, ignorance, or fear rather than experience—but I can't count the number of times that some nugget of advice from a wise man or woman turned out to be the one thing that got me out of a hole.

Yup, there are plenty of great, high-paying jobs in industry for people who know some math and science (and programming).