This isn't even the real Tom Hanks. He was eaten from the inside by an alien that is now inhabiting his body. He will never grow old and he will never die. Soon, every movie made will star Tom Hanks FOREVER.
I keep thinking of the Boston bombing and the fact that police marched through every single resident's home looking for two bombers, but if only one or two women are missing, we can't or won't send police through people's homes to find them—even after people called the police and reported weird things going on in the…
Miley Cyrus won.
Do the Olsen twins ever smile? Ever??? Why are they so saaaaaddd?
Conservatives think that girls under 17 (or 15) will pop these things like candy and start humping every boy in the playground — probably because that's exactly what they would do. Conservatives can't stop thinking about sex. Pervs.
Solid color dresses are boring. I want to see some great prints, beadwork, or patterns.
Like David Byrne once said, "People will you remember you better if you always wear the same outfit."
A book? Oh gawd, that's why she's putting us, I mean herself, through this. She's not the type to find someone on Match.com unless he's the CEO of Match.com... Oh, wait. She just did.
Probably one of her assistants wrote it for her.
I was a much better student before the internets came along.
Does the discussion box flicker like crazy for anyone else using Safari? Might give me a seizure.
I consider it a service to others by way of warning them against ever hiring, dating, marrying, or befriending this guy. I hope this is the first article on every Google search of his name.
Perhaps it could be classified as self defense.
So Saxton, how many girls have you raped?
Tip: She's besties with Vera Wang.
Find another job.
How about doctors, lawyers, scientists, and professors? I'm tired of the usual tech nerds.
A much easier way than using vague psychosocial theories is to actually quantify how much travel time (or prep time, etc.) you need to get to where you're going, which you can do using statistics!
We get it, you have cute kids. But trying to give a speech while holding a wiggly toddler just gets ridiculous not to mention unprofessional nor good for the kids after a while.