Yeah, doggie licks and snorgles! Kickstart it.

That kid is a total idiot. And not just because of the Anne Frank thing. He's seriously stupid and an embarrassment every time he talks or tweets or looks at a camera.

Exactly. Lifehacker's standards have fallen.

I thought Diddy was dating Kim Kardashian. Seriously, I don't have time to follow these people's lives. Who cares.

I wonder how Kim takes the comment that her show is "hilarious" and "trashy."

Not surprised at all by the correlation between female mortality and conservative states. I'll stick with the blue states, thanks.

Senior year isn't so bad - there are still plenty of grad students!