Cornelius? Is that you?

See, I think she’s doing a Virgin Mary thing with the solar crown (and the veil from her pregnancy announcement.

I Feel like this gif will not be not applicable anytime soon

I can’t tell if you’re actually serious

When that chair started leaning back, my friend shouted “They’re waterboarding Beyonce!” I snarfled Diet Coke up my nose and haven’t been right since.

If this had been a Taylor Swift or someone else who does indeed make everything about themselves, then I would kind of understand that perspective. But it was Adele, who isn’t particularly an attention whore, and would probably be quite happy to sincerely tell the whole world to go fuck themselves. So more likely she…

Legit gorgeous she slayed me

I was thinking False Maria from Metropolis.

Is it just me or does her outfit remind anyone else a little of a much more modest and much more gold version Aaliyah’s from Queen of the Damned? Especially the pointy headdress and collar.

No.

Randomly: I got rid of my smartphone recently and went back to a barely functional dinosaur phone.

Seems rude AF to me, and there are two other people who are also actively on their phones. I mean, people do need to take notes and I haven’t been involved with anything fashion since before literally everyone had a smart phone so maybe that’s what they’re doing? But it looks like two are texting and one is just…

I get a strong Tommen Baratheon vibe from Barron. He needs a pet cat.

This about covers it

I think it’s a lot less interesting than that. He’s not an involved father by his own admission. By the time she was born, he already had a favorite child, a namesake, and a spare. Plus, she grew up on the other side of the country, and it sounds like her mother didn’t particularly encourage them to be close. I’ve…

I think this is pretty much my position as well. I’m inclined to give people a few years past their college years to disavow any poor values they were raised with and figure out how to handle difficult parents. I suspect that two or three years from now, she’ll be as terrible as her other siblings, but I’ll give her…

I’ve said it before, Ivanka is Paris Hilton without the sex tape — just a cheap knockoff like her handbags. Thus, Tiffany is the Nicky Hilton — the “Ohhhh, yeah. I remember her.”

I’d be so tempted to put up an explanatory sign right next to it.

This is excellent. I wish more obits were like this. A few months ago, a young woman was killed in a murder-suicide by her abusive stalker ex-boyfriend down the street from me. His obit talked about what a great guy he was and how dearly he would be missed, and made no mention of what he had done. UM WHAT THE FUCK.…

I admire this family for their honesty. A lot of families in similar situations who go through the charade of pretending the deceased was a nice person when their life ends and in some respects that can be painful and disrespectful to the victims.