Homie, they let 18 year olds serve.

Bony blonde with fake tits?

This is only something the rich can afford. If you want to go this route, who am I to say no but this is all kinds of spendy. Mere mortals like me can’t afford it.

It is INCREDIBLY expensive for what it is. It’s like 6 meals (6 jars) for $35.00 or 6 servings a week. For reference, even the expensive ass organic shit from whole foods would cost like $9.00 for 6 servings. I buy organic pouch purees at Aldi for less than $1.00 a pouch. If I am too lazy to make purees, we’re out…

IDK. I make purees for our daughter every few weeks.. Even with the food processor (the immersion blender was AWFUL), it is a lot of work. I am the only cook in our house. I do regular meal prep. But I will be SO GLAD when she doesn’t do purees anymore. Also FUCK BLW rules. I don’t have time to make a second…

I totally agree. Have you heard her album? It’s incredible. The last thing I was expecting from a Trixie Mattel record was genuinely emotionally affecting folky bluegrass and alt country, but I LOVE it.

I’m glad it gets better. Please, I am waiting for it to get better. Pescatarian would be a relief compared to what we have now, which is basically a Toddler White Diet with A Few Additions.

“I’ll never understand the sex appeal of a boozy cigarette-withered middle-aged man with a hairpiece fondly nicknamed a rat, not to knock Frank Sinatra.”

I miss David Bowie so so much it makes my heart hurt. Lexie is truly lovely 💙

My little shithead did the same thing, but at 15 months. He went from loving spinach, couscous, broccoli, all fruits, hummus, etc etc to a diet of crackers. It took 6 months before he’d eat pb&j again. Now at 5, his diet is 50% pizza, 40% sausage, and 10% veggie sticks, proving he’s a true Chicagoan.

Lol, I mean this in as lighthearted a way as possible but- I feel like negging someone’s approval of a convenience product because “it’s cheaper and better to make yourself, and not really that hard!” is much closer to my experience with competition parenting. Moms making their own painstakingly handmade Halloween…

It may not take a lot of time, but I had no extra time to give.... I was back to work at this stage (as a dietitian no less) and it was a struggle/stressful to make a wide variety of these mini meals to freeze each week. I totally would have done this for the 3-6 months it would actually have been necessary.

Ugh why are “Daughters of” groups so incredibly gross. I would have qualified back in HS for a Daughters of the American Revolution scholarship (despite being a mutt; one grandma was super into genealogy is all) except they only gave money for nursing or teaching degrees. In two thousand fucking two. No lady docs or…

As a native Arizonan, and by that I mean as an Indigenous person whose pre-colonization homelands stretch from the Mogollon Rim in Arizona’s pine country to the Gulf of Mexico, making me like a 100th generation Arizonan, here’s the deal. When Arizona was a territory, it was loyal to the Confederacy, because as another…

When the NFL is calling you out for white supremacy you know you fucked up.

Andrew Jackson is dead. We could probably cross him out too.

Trixie Mattel/Brian Firkus is one of the most genuinely talented people on earth. Razor-sharp wit, multi-instrumentalist, makeup that looks like a Pantone brochure.

why is it that all of these neo-nazis are also pathetic liars?

No wait, I think I know why...

As a deaf person (and engineer) who grew up with strong public schools that provided sign-language interpreters for me, I really, really want to see Betsy DeVos gone next.