Wow. I owe everyone an apology for bringing TheyWillSaveUs out of the greys. I replied to a problematic but reasonable comment, but then they started bucketing out the crazy. Sorry.

Nobody fucking star this logorrhea

I read this three times and it confused me, too. So I looked at the Daily Cal article and it offered no explanation. I tried to forget it, but couldn’t, so I read through the friggin’ complaint document and it turns out Wentworth asked Gutierrez to take a walk with him and his dog, where he made creepy, uninvited…

This dude is so dainty.

Keep in mind, too, that this is a picture of her when she had gained “all that weight” and Trump forced her to workout in front of reporters. Sooooo fat, right?

Punching down, you mean like this? The entire punchline here is basically, oh look a hella fat person, har har har. Portlandia is definitely problematic in many respects. It’s unfortunate that the book store reacted in such an nonconstructive way because I do think there is a lot to critique about the show. However…

“Fred Armisen in a wig and a dress is a deeply shitty joke”

It’s not really about erect nipples or nip slips even if the full boob fell out once that would just tell you to get a new top because the one you’re wearing has become too loose for your activity level. The issue is yoga pants/leggings that are filled with holes in the crotch and up the butt area and the people…

Your assumption is that all Trump supporters are like you. But if every Trump supporter was in the same demographic as you, Trump’s supporters would only make up 10% of the vote, tops. Some Trump supporters are women, some have daughters and wives, some are probably just like you and don’t concern themselves with…

I’ve noticed that if I don’t wash my feet they get itchy. I think if I don’t exfoliate the foot by giving it a quick scrub with a washcloth then dead skin builds up and makes them itchy? That’s my own hypothesis as my body seems to have self-exfoliation problems. So it isn’t so much a hygiene concern as a ‘oh god,…

I recently made a ton of hemp macrame plant hangers. All in a bundle they look quite a bit like Rachel’s hair here.

I think that’s true up to a point. For instance I think a lot of eye creams are redundant with night time moisturizers. But I will say I’ve tried using really simple all-over moisturizers that are great for my for body face cream and they all clog my pores super intensely...

The cheap genes I inherited from my parents wish I could use my body lotion on my face, but my sensitive facial skin says no. Neutrogena sensitive skin moisturizer it is.

I am your roommate. I also use men’s body wash and men’s deodorant and get my hair cut at the Hair Cuttery. Sometimes I think I don’t know how to lady, but then I realize that I’m just really cheap.

My life-long personal philosophy of “If it burns stop putting it on your face” remains effective.

This is a great article summarizing appearance-based case law: http://www.natlawreview.com/article/regulating-appearance-workplace-employer-s-guide-to-avoid-employment-discrimination-

And his rival is slandered for being cheated on. None of this shit makes logical sense.

Can we get Marla Maples to join Real Housewives, nothing stays discrete on that show for long.

So I was on a date with a woman and I told her I was Jewish and she goes, “I’m sorry.” That took me aback and I asked why she was sorry, “oh, I thought you were smarter than that. You know all religions are a con, right?” Which, whatever. So later in the date I told her my birthday and she says, “I KNEW it! You’re…