I actually have to address this because Allen read the post and was very upset that I didn't get the "gestalt" of the bucket o' cats.

And still look pretty while bruised. And then grow back that perfect ombre flowing head of hair in like 1 year. And then just laugh and laugh with Lupita N'yongo about how they are the best looking and most talented people in the world.

Never skip leg day.

Jared Leto is never jealous. Christian Bale just gets angry instead.

My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."

I'm willing to pay for a Truman Show-like deception on Morgan. Totally.

Well, not totally true.

I think #IAMSORRY was a poorly researched and designed piece, and a great example of why it's not smart to give a movie star with no performance training and documented mental health/self-harm issues free gallery space to engage with the general public.

Yah. Morgan pretending to understand or advocate for women and/or ANY survivors, regardless of gender...is just ...funny.

Benificent Cucumbersnatch.

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For Christ's sake, Morgan, you NEVER make anything better.

You know what is demeaning to people who have been sexually assaulted? Not believing them.

Fixed it.

Phone and computer gone. Grounded until trust is restored. He could use that extra time volunteering. I'd sign him up for a women studies course too. And a written apology to the woman in question, and he'd better make it sincere.

Not to mention, I have yet to find a better cure for insomnia. Just have a great orgasm and force yourself to roll over immediately after and you'll be asleep in no time.

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I have a huge list of things I like to masturbate before partaking in, including but not limited to: job interviews, flights, big presentations, exams, first dates, holiday parties, and any long car ride. But I also like to masturbate for any old reason, like "I am nude and my vagina is there and I have 10 minutes to…

I don't know, but they sent a fixed one later: