I did all that for undergrad. Unfortunately, I wasn’t ever able to find work in my field (though I was working) and my PR application was denied. Good luck with yours.

(ETA— that’s a genuine ‘good luck,’ not a snarky one :) )

Does Dunham actually have a place in Vancouver? Because there’s kind of a housing crisis there right now and absentee ownership is a huge part of it.

“Sometimes confused bucks vote for devils. You can still love them.” -Chuck Tingle

seriously. the first two days of being at my parents’ house this year was trying to talk my brother and my dad away from their (quasi-sexist) critiques of Hillary as a candidate and on to yeah, but what are we going to do about 2018?

I am so confused about these familial relations. So if Blac Chyna has a Tyga baby and a Kardashian baby, and then Kylie also has a Tyga baby, does that mean Kylie’s kid is a cousin to one of Blac Chyna’s kids and a sibling to the other one? Am I understanding this right?

I think I need a chart.

ETA okay I forgot this…

Omg. ITS THE FIRE SWAMP

Yup.

Christie’s office investigated Charles Kushner for FEC violations regarding some shady political donations (sound familiar?) — and managed to get Daddy Kushner’s brother-in-law in on the act as a witness for the state.

So Dad does what any reasonable soap opera villain would: He hires a sex worker to seduce BIL in…

Okay, I just started watching this show and Peter Pirate looks just like my ex and I can’t tell if it means I did something right or very, very wrong.

Two chances. He got TWO chances! And he STILL had to go and fuck everything up in the worst way possible. In 2015, when he knew a documentary about Scandals 1 & 2 was forthcoming and his wife was gearing up for what was already promising to be a tough campaign.

I mean, having the second scandal unfold in front of a…

The 12-year-old in me is on the floor laughing but the rest of me is sobbing into her scotch.

You EMAILED your ballot? What state do you vote in, Heaven?

Edited because I see you are a servicemember and though I didn’t know they let you do that, that’s pretty great.

Meh, you won’t have to wait until very late—just until the votes are tallied in the Midwest.

(I mean, technically people will still be voting west of the Rockies, but that’s not how the Electoral College works.)

Been rewatching Gilmore Girls because all their drama is awesomely minor. Even West Wing would probably be too much for me right now.

Wait, is this A True Historically Accurate Thing? I was always under the impression it was an exaggeration of his (undisputed) excesses. But I admit I’m not as well versed in Roman history as I probably should be.

Saaamme. Plus, I find that even if I shell out for spendy facial moisturizers, they last forever! A pot of Lush’s lovely but ridiculously expensive Celestial lasts me for months and makes my skin super happy.

also omg i didn’t realize how old this post is.

It makes no sense, I feel like her features should be super cute and make her look like a Disney princess but it’s all... just... wrong

you can take away my feminist card now.

omg i’ve tried to wear pretty pink lipsticks so many times. My lips just vanish.

WOW. How has he not gotten the fucking message yet? NOBODY LIKES YOU OR YOUR SHITTY BEHAVIOR.

I would’ve liked to see her stomp him because she was probably wearing heels, but I also see why she wouldn’t necessarily chase him (cuz again, heels).