this is some high-octane shit. also, where can i buy your shirt?
this is some high-octane shit. also, where can i buy your shirt?
A series of lifestyle changes have made my weight fluctuate so insanely that I’m not even sure what size I am anymore. Hopefully now that it’s spring and I can go outside and buy in-season vegetables again (fuck you, Chicago winter) I will be back down to my accustomed size and I will take your advice and feel super…
I can't believe I'm 28 and just learning this barf trick now.
Okay those are adorable. Out my current budget, maybe, but definitely somewhat attainable (tax refund season!).
Thanks!
Science would like to know how much cocaine these youngsters did. Is there any safe dosage?
I think it’s the moment, right before he voms where he’s like: I thought I could handle this but oh shiBLERRG.
Legally speaking, spousal rape wasn’t illegal until at least the ‘70s. There were actually marital rape exemptions in state law until 1993. In some states to this day, in order to rape your spouse, there has be a threat of violence (like a weapon). Because if you don’t have a weapon, apparently, she was asking for it…
I got mine from my cousin, who was leaving her undergrad program from the same school I was entering for my Master's. So the whole setup was free, plus sheets. Good thing, too, because judging by how long it took me to get the rest of my furniture, I would've slept on the floor for a month.
The other day I was suuuuppppper pissed at a colleague I was collaborating with, and also trying to quit smoking, so I escaped the office and took a walk around downtown Chicago at lunch hour. About 10 minutes in a lady a decade or two older than me came up and said "I just want you to know that you have your sweater…
Fellow grad student here! I'm not sure if what I have counts as a bed frame, since it's metal and has wheels, but no matter. I console myself with the fact that I'm way too freaking busy to date, anyway.
That sounds horrible/amazing. Why isn't there a portmanteau for that yet? That sounds.... horrazing.
This is some next level Gossip Girl shit. Please write a tell-all memoir.
But did you see what teens wore in the early 2000s? Unless you were Veronica Mars, it was.... not good. So I guess at least we've moved on from that.
no no no no no no
this is for you:
yeeeesh
Agree to disagree on the lipstick; agree to agree re. phenomenal brow arch?
What's funny is that I agree with quite a lot of what you're saying. I've made written lists of food prohibitions to take back to chefs to try and make something edible for people— even people without allergies or sensitivities, who are just on some masochistic cleanse.
You said that servers don't understand that…
Your original comment didn't say anything about privacy, but did say that servers couldn't understand that there are medical conditions aggravated by certain foods.
I'm saying that we do understand. You tell your server whatever you want for whatever reason you want, but don't pretend it's because we don't understand…