If you go back in and are super sweet and tip really well, the waitstaff (if they remember you) will have this conversation:

"How's table 4?"
"She's great! It's weird, because the last time she was here she was with this massive douchecanoe."
"Oh, is that the guy a couple months back that drank all our au jus and then…

Real rennet (from actual animal stomach linings) is relatively expensive and used more often in European and artisanal domestic cheese. Most rennet used on a large scale in the U.S. is either vegetable rennet or grown in a lab— so while corporations don't really give a fig about animals, they do care about the bottom…

You and I are the same age (roughly) and I completely agree. I used to write down phone numbers on the back of my school notebooks and carry quarters for pay phone. I was amazed when the first iPod touch came out— the one with WiFi capabilities but no camera. I couldn't get over that I could check my email on…

Goes around giving Q&As with answers like this:

THANK YOU.

"The light fare, for heaven's sake, includes a pot of chicken liver mousse with cognac ($8)."

This angel-moving process sounds amazing, and your family, delightful. I assume Great Aunt Guilia moved each angel back into place as soon as she got home, and it was also wonderful.

I like your style. 2015- the year of celebrating my birthday once per financial quarter!

These seem like great all-ages birthday ideas. If I was turning 28 in July instead of March, I would seriously consider the piñata/bodypainting/waterfight plan.

No lie, I would wear the shit out of that print. I have a soft spot for floral prints of all kinds.

I dislike Scalia as much as the next thinking human, but unfortunately, that's not how SCOTUS works.

OMG 7 year old Bey is already such a queen. Love it.

At least a little bit. I know that's not a very scientific measurement but trust me: that's all it takes.

Do you have a blog? I would read the shit out of your blog.

Confirmed: Does not tasted like urine.

Commenting not because I give a shi* about the burner troll but because your screen name is amazing and we are power animal siblings. Thassall.

please tell me "drive your tractor to school day" was a real thing.

As Ms Minkoff does this professionally, I assume she's talking to higher-ups that aren't barred from talking to the media- PR reps, CEOs, COOs, etc. From a journalist's perspective, it's usually not useful to talk to subordinate employees for the kind of quote she's talking about- to elicit her sample quote above, you…

Gotcha. Thanks for enlightening.

I feel like there's a joke here I'm not getting.

Plus, up until the Eggs thing, it seemed like she was actually helping Tara, which is a fuck of a lot more than Sookie ever did for her supposed bff. That was the season where Tara smiled and relaxed and had a chance at a decent romantic relationship instead of hate-fucking everyone around her. Also, her wardrobe was…