I'm of a couple minds on this. Working under the assumption that this is not a false flag, my first thought was that she really married someone who was she was sexually incompatible with, and maybe she's letting it spill over into all the other aspects of her life.

It's fine if you want to be a sub, just like it's fine…

OMG WHY.

Honestly, I don't know what the confusion is. There is no excuse, Nobel Prize or no, for mistaking an American comedian with a hijab-wearing Pakistani teenager who is literally half her age. The only things they have in common are a heritage in roughly the same geographic region and a presence in the recent news…

You know what's funny? I am also white and have worked at a whole bevy of similar establishments (as a permanent employee, not a temp). I share your experiences, but also experienced the obverse effect: I couldn't tell the male WASPS over 50 apart, pretty much ever. (I was also a raging alcoholic at the time, which…

Was not into Swift (not a hater, just not a fan) until I heard that song on a beautiful lakeside drive on a sunny Sunday. Pretty sure my life changed right then.

+10

This is EXACTLY how I imagined Serena's blog from Season 5.

Also, have you actually ever listened to a Gossip Girl voiceover? Like, really listened? It is all of this shit, all of the time.

"Poor little orphan Jenny, looks like she needs a Daddy Warbucks, but Daddy Warbucks don't grow on trees. At least on a tree that…

I definitely use "slammed" more than "in the weeds," but have used both interchangeably. Also, the always-understood "completely fucked."

1. Ditto rice advice

My mom is a pediatrician who managed to teach me the word "labia" at a very young age because she has both a clinical mind and a wicked sense of humor.

I'm definitely all about your second paragraph. I, until very, very recently, worked at a vegan joint. I once had a table of four bros who:

I have never had a problem with talking to my kitchen with food that a guest had a legitimate complaint- including not liking it. But waiting and not saying a goddamned word until the bill comes, or worse, LEAVING A FUCKING NOTE NEXT TO A SHITTY TIP ON YOUR CREDIT CARD RECEIPT (in matters that have nothing to do with…

I think he smells like cedar, leather and scotch. So, just like yours, but more woodsy. Maybe rum is his weekend scent.

I thought I read somewhere that originally the show wasn't even supposed to be in a doctor's office, but it got changed because reasons? I don't know, I tried google but couldn't figure out what to google (because "mindy project conception" landed me back here) and gave up. I am now really unsure of where I got this…

Now I wanna see Aisha Tyler play Ronald Reagan.

That mom is just THE WORST. [edited because OBVIOUSLY there are worse moms. But still. Just be happy your daughter is happy. That's all]

Not that I know ANYTHING about the Into the Woods casting process, but I would assume they at least offered the role to Ms Peters? And she was like, "Never look back, bitches."

This gif is PERFECTION.

Not over the ex. Prior to the ex, it was because I wanted to bang ALL THE PEOPLE but also not be responsible for their emotional states. So maybe I'm terrible too.

If I'm flying somewhere cool like Paris, then I'll change in the bathroom after customs. If I'm flying Seattle to Salt Lake? Fuck that. Yoga pants till I get somewhere with a shower.