Young lady here who travels solo a lot, usually in yoga pants and a hoodie (sorrynotsorry) and am almost never selected for screening. So I dunno.

Run the airport yelling "RRRROOOOORRRRYYYYY" like a chump.

"will drink if free" is totally the title of my memoir.

Thank you for teaching me what a biga is. I now have more pretentious foodie knowledge, huzzah!

I like you (and would happily match you drink-for-drink), but I am over 25 so maybe I am not a young.

Harvey Wallbangers also taste like Creamsicles AND you get to say "Wallbanger" which, honestly, I could probably do all day. Wallbanger Wallbanger Wallbanger.

Efficient.

Everyone she has ever dated, ever.

Absolutely! I rewatched Freaks & Geeks last year and she's pretty funny in it. Was less into her Mad Men role, but I was just so bored with the show in general at that point that it might not be her fault.

Now I want JW to be ALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

Was that the first appearance of Ursula? I thought it was just another way for them to use Lisa Kudrow hilarious vocal abilities, but I'm going to add that to the knowledge bank in case it comes up in pub trivia. Also, I LOVE her Wendy Davis-type character on Scandal. YES MOAR PLZ.

Is THAT how Mad About You ended? Lamesauce.

The only things I remember about that show are the leads and it was usually the last thing I could watch before my parents sent me to bed.

Oh HELLS NO. Obviously I don't know all the facts, but if this article is true and I were Dodai, I would sure as fuck leave.

Oh heaves, I live far (I think?) from the Brown Line. I will, however, ride it for the champagne.

Thank you! But I have to say that my attempt didn't get very far, unfortunately. Lack of interest on the public's part, lack of time/energy on mine. I was thinking of renewing the idea though, for my classmates at grad school.

Is CTA trustworthy? Actually asking, because the transit authority in my previous city was a joke. Also:

Dear Amateur Videographer/Entomologist;

What the fuck is wrong with you? Note the train car number, FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

(Come to think of it, the lack of info coming from Amateur's side may be a sign that they're…

NO NO NO. I've been in Chicago two weeks and Murphy's law has been in full force in my life lately. This just confirms my intention to stay inside the rest of the day.

I also happen to know that the Miss Representation people are all about public screenings. I tried to organize one at my local library once and they were super helpful.

I stayed in this hotel recently that had a flat sheet on top of a duvet, which was directly on the bed. Gross, right? So boyfriend and I tried to move it all around, just to discover that the bed was a duvet sandwich. Flat sheet, duvet, flat sheet. And there was a table runner along the bottom. Not blankets folded…

Couldn't find Calculon, so this will have to do: