There's totally a Futurama episode about that. You're welcome.

Exactly. How many times have you been talking about some friend or cousin (or other non-gendered noun) and some douchebag jumps in with "is she hot?" Well, actually, yes, but my bestie is a dude, so maybe you're not interested. Or you're talking about a manager or supervisor and the default assumption is maleness? Gr,…

My roommate, while drunkenly watching Arya and Hound arrive at the Vale:

"I'm really enjoying this buddy cop movie."

"Forced birthers" is the perfect term for these people.

I'm trying to move to Chicago right now and I have an irrational fear that my perfect apartment might be in Lincoln Park. I also get bizarrely angry whenever I'm reminded that they were A Thing.

Loooove What Not to Wear for exactly those reasons. Instead of make over shows that say, "Your look is unacceptable because your body/face are unacceptable and let's change that," we get "Your look is unacceptable because it's unprofessional/unflattering/makes you look fucking insane, let's find clothes and hair that…

Bahaha, my family's not nearly that wealthy. Realms of Inquiry, it was pretty frickin' tiny.

ETA: From your other comments I'm guessing you went to Judge? Or maybe Juan Diego?

I don't know why spellcheck wants you to spell it that way, I run into this problem constantly. It's spelled "Utahn" (really, this is how our newspapers publish it) and you say it "U-tawn", with a little twang if you're feeling country.

Oh... my god. People actually live in Daybreak????

I wonder how many people actually got this reference.

ETA: couldn't find appropriate gif, have this one instead:

Dear Twilight, I both love and loathe thee. Sort of like a microcosm of SLC generally, actually.

I think if you're not LDS you have to be hard-drinking, tattooed, an atheist and terrible person. And vegan.

Stripper stripper stripper ALL THE WAY. Unless "butch" means "leather daddy," in which case, you can take your pick.

Either way, I'll be looking out for you.

SO HIDEOUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO SATEEN??????

I have taken a solemn vow to never wear square necks. And I used to like a well-done square neck.

DING DING DING. I'm pretty sure that even the private Catholic school is less religious than some public schools. (For the record, I transferred from public to a secular private school in SLC.)

Err'day. Erry goddamn day.

That sounds like a really interesting book. Did you find it helped parse the jungle that is high school?

Maybe their newly honed skills of Photoshop and judging women will land them in the fashion industry one day. Who'll be laughing then?

I know it's a difficult issue. That's why I asked. It's easy to call for enforcement, it's hard to imagine what an equitable and effective regime for enforcement would look like. I assumed, since you seemed so passionate on the subject, that you might have some good ideas. I'm fairly familiar with international…

Real curiosity here: What does appropriate enforcement of the Universal Declaration on Human Rights look like, in your opinion? (Assuming you're talking about the U.N. document and not another one, please correct if I'm mistaken.)