That timeline is amazing, thanks for posting!

Holy shit. I just came back (like, 24 hours ago) from a trip through Europe that started with Paris- as a tourist, but spending a lot of my time with friends who are locals. The weight/body image/eating thing started fucking with me super hard about halfway through the trip. I'm somewhat vulnerable to weird eating and…

YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND.

Why thank you. I was leaning that way anyway, but the bourbon certainly helped seal the deal. Here's hoping next winter is relatively balmy.

The terms refer to the proportion of milk in the cappuccino. A super-dry cap could just be espresso and foam, depending on where you order. I don't know if anyone orders their cappuccino "wet," but if they did it would pretty much be a latte with extra foam. For reference, I was always taught that a standard…

This is probably the most intelligent thing I'll read on the Internet all day. Do you have any sources if I wanted to look into this more?

Hey man, it could be worse. I have all those things AND no booze in the drug, convenience or grocery stores. It's all just watered down beer and magic underwear up here in Zion.

I went to a Walgreen's in Chicago that carried Bulleit Bourbon. It's definitely not top shelf, but my eyes nearly fell out of my poor Utah head. (And decided I'm moving to Chicago immediately.)

Hm, I hadn't thought of it as a texture thing.

People are weird. I get people asking me ALL THE TIME if our guacamole and salsa have onions and/or garlic (they have both). Or they'll ask for onions to be left off everything while ordering a side of ranch (which is chock-full of onion powder). I take every allergy I encounter seriously, but the anti-garlic people…

Yeah, I'm a bit of an odd shape so bikinis that are both comfy + sexy is tough to find. I'll check out Hanky Panky, though, thanks for the tip!

Real Talk: How do you justify spending that much on panties? Not judging, I'm actually curious. I'm not rich, but I'm a sucker for nice things and would gladly up my underwear budget if I could come up with one or two solid reasons why I should be shelling out more for underwear. Does it last longer? Breathe better?

People make me really sad sometimes.

I never understand that. Like- do you ever make a mistake at your job? Do you have some asshole bellowing for your termination? Does your paycheck suffer because you made a mistake? No? You make mistakes all the time and expect to keep your job??????

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

eta: maybe it's not clear, but i'm trying to make…

I would never be able to bring something back because the portion size was too small. My chef would laugh in my face and then tell me to go fuck myself.

SO GLAD I can add 18% to large parties. Sometimes we even do it to small parties of people who regularly stiff us, because fuck them.

The only reason I am okay with vegans at all is because I work at a vegan restaurant. But sometimes they are still INCREDIBLY picky. Like, dude. We are a vegan restaurant with gluten-free options. That's about as good as you get in my city- stop whining about how we don't have coconut oil or whatever. Eat your fucking…

I have a server friend that stopped working at the kitschy vegan joint were I work and went to Dead Blobin to make more money. Although she makes about twice what she used to, she regrets it and wants to come back to our quirky little diner. Customers regularly ask her what "vegetarian" means and it makes her want to…

Think about it this way: At least your guests felt wanted and like they were being treated well all weekend. I got roped into being in the bridal party of a destination wedding and then was left to entertain myself for the rest of the trip. I didn't have a date either, so it basically went:

Hey, so great you could…

I was a maid of honor at a Hawaii destination wedding. It was THE WORST, but I was committed and couldn't back out. SUCH UTTER BULLSHIT.