@thecameralovesyou: when talking about her mom and her long lost love, it was something like "it'll be like bringing brad and jen back together. i really want jennifer to be happy. stay away from john mayer."

@librariesare4lovers: Seriously. I was on edge for about 20 minutes. CNN seemed so serious about it that I was concerned it was going to be much worse. It sounds like he's going to be okay, thank goodness.

From a statement released to CNN:

I don't like driving his car, so if we're taking that, he drives. If we're taking my car, it depends. If I know where we are going, I drive. If he knows where we are going, he drives because he's a shitty navigator and I can't handle not knowing where to turn or when to change lanes. Also depends whose turn it is…

@Old Jean Gallagher: I'm pretty sure she came out sometime after this interview and said, yes, I'm a feminist. This interview troubled me, too, but she seems to have rethought her position since this interview. I wish I could provide a link...I can't remember where I saw that now...

@BlackSheepSayMoo: well, since the rest of the message is something on the order of "God still loves you even though your girlfriend had an abortion," I don't think the message was directed at condom use.

@BlackSheepSayMoo: There are ads in the DC metro to this effect. A sad looking dude and the text "How could I let this happen?" Let? Are they suggesting he should have forced her to carry to term in some way that is probably illegal or abusive?

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: I thought I read $100,000

@RipCurl: i walked past the huge pile of snow the plows are building next to the whole foods about an hour ago. it's at least 9 feet high already.

@KellyKapowski: I have a feeling there won't be work on Monday. If the last storm was any indication, I don't think they'll have all the side roads plowed out and the metro tracks cleared off in time.

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Everyone should just come to the party I'm going to in Arlington. I'll just pull on my boots and walk over.

@RipCurl: We are neighbors! You should have come built a snowlady with us this morning! CVS and the new flatbread pizza place are also open. But almost everyone else in Clarendon has signs in the window saying they will reopen tomorrow.

@1girl: or a racist grandpa!

Peaches and Cream Barbie is the first Barbie I remember having, but I had the black Barbie. I'm not sure I appreciated it at the time, but in retrospect it's pretty cool and unusually progressive of them to buy me the black Barbie. The other Barbie I remember playing with at that age was my mom's old Barbie from the…

@SunburnedCounsel: I co-sign this theory.

@ms negative the easy-going unicorn: @UrsulaV: I believe 1970's is exactly what she's going for. Which certainly may not be your taste (I love it, personally), but you've hit the nail on the head.

@PhillyLass: I don't care if she was 16 or 37 when she got married. You get all the way to the point where you are engaged before he says, "oh, and by the way..." and it might be hard to end it. She may have felt a lot of pressure not to back out of the wedding by the time it came up. I'm sure he came up with a…

Is it just me or did they do some weird photoshopping to Jen's face in that OK cover? It's like they put a different mouth on that picture and didn't quite get it in the right place.

@Evie Havok: Self-defense generally require that you use only the amount of force necessary to repel the attack. So if a guy slaps your ass and you knife him, that might be too much force.

@NefariousNewt: Right on. I made the mistake of reading about this last night on Gawker. Sadly, many of the comments were on the order of "I have no sympathy for Jenny! Should have seen it coming!" Ouch. Tons of people ignore warning signs while duped by love. I imagine that's the basis for a lot of breakups or…