If you’re a politician, campaign events, fundraisers, and fact-finding missions are work events. Just because we sometimes have meetings in a café doesn’t suddenly make them social outings.

I spent the day today in a nursing home and having conversations with my boss about aging and death, and did not feel old until reading this article. Jesus.

Spend your money on women’s art. Go see their movies, watch their TV shows, see their stand-up act, listen to their music, see their exhibit at the museum. Understand that we’ve lived our whole lives being told that we should be able to relate to art intended for you even when it ignores us, and it won’t kill you to…

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

Because a man cheating on his partner isn’t a referendum on her worth or strength. It’s a reflection of his own weak character.

I’m thinking it could all be put on some site like archive.org after a FOIA request is filed. It’s not a government server, but it’s the next best thing.

Question- can it be brought back on another website through FOIA request?

No, parties are where you stand around eyeing the cheese and wondering whether people are judging you for reaching out to grab some for like the fifth time in a couple minutes, while you finish your glass of white wine.

This gif is me whenever a man tries to compliment me

2. Then wasn’t there the police report that said there were no signs of abuse that evening

There is an excuse for that and it’s pretty common – domestic violence.

Self-Proclaimed Democrats / Progressives, get your shit together now. Like, NOW.

I’m surprised that more people haven’t pointed out that not repealing Hyde before switching everyone over to a tax payer funded Health Care system might be problematic at best and a huge fucking nightmare at worst.

I get it, Hillary’s politics are so moderate that she is basically a 1970s Republican. Economically I am much more in line with Bernie. But I am also a woman who likes reproductive rights, and our next president will have a lot of power over the future of our Supreme Court. Which means our next president will have a…

“But a source notes there’s ‘concern’ that 27-year-old Blac Chyna is ‘preying’ on him ‘during a week time.’”

I dunno. My BF is shit at texting. All of her friends know this. She’ll miss texts and reply days later or you get a reply or even an initial text and it’ll cut off in the middle followed immediately with a “Sorry, hit “send”, anyway....” She misses so many autocorrections.

Strangulation is a class D violent felony offense, punishable by up to seven years in prison

And, of course, we don’t actually know if any of these women have survived domestic violence and not gone public with it. Imagine how painful it would be to see your face photoshopped with bruises if you were a survivor.

Oof. Another problem with domestic violence awareness like this is folks assume it looks like your face is all bruised and cut up. As one of my clients said, “I preferred the beatings. The bruises heal, but I still can’t get the words out of my head.”

Yes!

Also, relatedly: unless you plan to have a maid accompany them to college and beyond, your kids should be doing some fucking chores. The number of roommates I had who thought the trash would take itself out, or who were incapable of putting a dish into the dishwasher that was FIVE FUCKING FEET AWAY...hate. So…