Archer on FX is kind of overrated, right?

Did you know that the Gipper is a Yooper? No?

When I was a kid, I drowned my neighbor's turtle while he was on vacation.

Goodell's not dumb. He's just Ben Kingsley's Mandarin in Iron Man 3, but the opposite.

took me a second. nice

So was Osama Bin Laden

must have been a reality show

That's a shame, I was really looking forward to watching the shotgun start.

Ha!

Word is that he had a good workout but was nowhere to be seen soon afterwards.

this is good

Couldn't be happier that this is the featured comment.

Translation...

I hate you times a horizontal 8, Al

Andy Sipowicz wants to know what's wrong with this guy's ass.

awful

Hell hath no fury like a journalist scorned.

THIS COMMENT IS THE BEST FREEMAN

Jerry Sandusky feels the same way about boys!!!!1-!!!!1

Alex Smith will be first pitch Eureka