to your point: I’ve lived next door to Marquette for my entire life, I attended NMU from 97-01, and I didn’t know Howard Schultz was an NMU grad until about two years ago. Fuck that guy.

Jeff!

the ultimate log off

lmao

Belichick always liked to use two tight ends too

this is fuckin perfect. the Pistons are in a situation where, if literally every person on the roster doesn’t improve significantly, they’re fucked. my patience is just about to die.

I’m being serious. Deer can’t handle being in captivity.

you realize that he died due to the stress of the media being gathered around him, right?

And it’s the best version of that song ever made.

that's good

remember when the gay son of the infallible Tony Dungy committed suicide? Why hasn’t anyone in the respected media aggressively questioned the fact that Tony’s strict, ultra-religious views just might - possibly - have had something to do with his demise?

his name literally translates to dick prancer

I 100% believe that Alan Trammell is every bit the player that Derek Jeter was.

In all seriousness, I don't think this is debatable.

This is excellent work.

I don't even want to know what the other 86 are

You forgot about the cassowary. The most terrifying animal this side of the kangaroo.

This is my favorite video of Prince. There’s a bunch of legends on stage doing their thing, and then Prince is like, “the JV game’s over boys,” and the rest of them just shake their heads in awe.

Yes. Electric

you know I haven’t seen him play.