I think most people who have seen Jerry West play would tell that Kobe was better. So I’d swap those two and that’s it.

Huh. I always assumed those were Vader’s ashes. What the hell do I know

How the hell would he know?

Nice

This is the best part of the article

Next thing you know we're going to hear about the time ESPN pulled out a Ouija board to confirm Tom Mees was actually dead.

A Soylent Green

I hope you're murdered in a way that leaves no evidence and no suspects.

That's fuckin funny

I have one about not graduating from college. Now, I graduated from college, so I have no idea why this is.

Beautiful

chances are that she didn’t get shot by a cop

how old are you?

Here’s the thing: I miss Cowherd.

Your dad and Raysism hang out?

Porcello... never mind

this is good

Good stuff

How do you want to die?

Holy shit!