I think most people who have seen Jerry West play would tell that Kobe was better. So I’d swap those two and that’s it.

How the hell would he know?

Nice

This is the best part of the article

Next thing you know we're going to hear about the time ESPN pulled out a Ouija board to confirm Tom Mees was actually dead.

A Soylent Green

I hope you're murdered in a way that leaves no evidence and no suspects.

That's fuckin funny

I have one about not graduating from college. Now, I graduated from college, so I have no idea why this is.

Beautiful

how old are you?

Here’s the thing: I miss Cowherd.

Your dad and Raysism hang out?

Porcello... never mind

this is good

Good stuff

How do you want to die?

Holy shit!

The writers completely missed the opportunity to have Peyton make a joke about him and Dave staying in the game past their primes.

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