Was he suspended with pay, or are his bosses Jewish?

that's a good joke Greg

YOU FORGOT THAT SOMEONE WILL ALWAYS BE WEARING POSTAPOCALYPTICRECSPECS YOU SONS A BITCHES

[giggles]

yes

more like miss Texas

If you like seeing super-aggressive cops bully and handcuff folks with zero provocation, this is your porn.

Bad Jettison

He did not win $8,000,000

Not one, not two, not three, not four.... not 81

idiot

where were you, like, three years ago?

Am I back on Deadspin?

Wade is looking to spread 60 million over four years?

I can only speak as to the UP of Michigan, but this thing isn't even in the ballpark. Not even as close as a Josh Smith three-point attempt.

Pretty sure it was because he just saw a vampire.

Those aren't goggles, they're post-apocalyptic rec-specs, thank you very much.

If this had never happened, I probably wouldn't hate Ohio St. so much.

Ha!

+1!