That's fuckin great.

Who are you?

Racial slurs during voir dire should do the trick.

I'd give her a 2.5.

O'Reilly?

[dying]

Nice

I don't even know what that is.

No problem.

Yes. I insult others' beliefs, while they insult actual people.

It's because I'm special.

If you guys consider the shit you post in DUAN every night to be rock, then I suppose you could confuse this as metal.

DURR DURR DURR I CAN'T THINK FOR MYSELF SO I RELY ON A BOOK FROM THE FICTION SECTION OF THE LIBRARY TO TELL ME HOW TO THINK DURR DURR DURR

My friends have two Taco Bell dogs and I'm as allergic to them as any other breed. Nothing makes me swell up like a horse does though. I couldn't wear underwear for a week.
/ badoom-tisssss

I would have figured that it would've been Princess Alberta who owned a cock fighting ring.

I just read a report stating he has pain running down his leg. If true, his back problems have worsened to the point that they're affecting his nerves. That ain't good. But, draft away.

He's got what sounds like a ruptured disc in his back. I've had that, and I'm telling you to stay away from him at all costs.

Nice.