Sounds like another case of he said, centaur said.

Raysism?!?!

I'll bet he did it with a single shot.

Ha!

I heard a song by Trapt today. They must be the Kings of Queefcore.

This is something Cobra would do and it would be non-sensical and stupid. It would also add an unneeded and unwanted "u" in there somewhere.

Now it makes sense that he would be so brazen as to accept all that money in plainview.

I like a fair amount their songs. This isn't one of them.

Ruff

Now I want pasta.

A ram's a sheep, and I like sheep.

Nope.

I never would've figured anything of Tiger's would've failed a slump test.

Just so we're clear, I don't give a flying fuck how any of you are doing.

Woody Allen doesn't understand.

"Legal Bills?"

Why is there a promo for the new Michael J. Fox show in the comments?

Evan Williams is the best bang-for-your-buck whiskey there is.

Never saw this.

Is this close?