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There was a single vehicle accident involving a truck full of wood chips. Good news! The wood chips did not spill onto the road.

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I wouldn't so much worry about that. I'd be more worried about the police firing on me in the confusion.

That's all I've been thinking about since yesterday when I first saw these pictures.

The Big City guy that I am, I learned about it from my cab driver.

Oh, man. Thanks for that.

Is playing the Spanish broadcast your way of circumventing MLB's silly re-broadcast rules? If so, well done.

I don't know whether he believed that or not, but your logic is 100% correct.

If that's how I go down, after all the terrible shit I've done to myself, I will be fucking pissed.

My taste buds have nuclear intentions.

I hope you die in a grease fire.

Batch 19 is a Mark Sanchez production, right?

I hope you die in a chemical fire.

Ahhh, that sounds reasonable. Thanks.

Thanks, Obama.

Everything, everything in this sounds great, with the exception of mayo. I fucking despise mayo. Is there any substitute for that?

Precisely.

No. You're missing the most salient point here: The rules officials initially concluded he didn't do anything improper before his round concluded. Why should he withdraw? Because he signed an incorrect scorecard? That's a ridiculous technicality that this new rule has been put in place to supersede.