He absolutely should not withdraw.

Jason lives his life according to The Wire. There is no person, conversation, or analogy, that doesn't come back somehow, relating to the that show with him. It's pretty sad, really.

Ha! That's great. You would've had nightmares for a week, and then been asking your parents who the Antichrist was until they had to give in and tell you.

Remember when you bought that HDTV?? I told ya!

You should listen to any podcast authored by Damon Lindelof.

Vegas, sir. Vegas.

And leave it to the 22 year-old to play it. (Pretty sure it's because it was from the same year he was born... but still.)

And people with the name of Governor can reap untold millions. Soon to be online.

The puck sealed it.

Good on you, Jason.

I literally shot snot out of my nose.

A guy can't carry toilet cleaner around his dorm without getting stopped by the police anymore?

This is so great.

FURTHERMORE, LET'S JUST BANK SHIT IN ALL NIGHT.

I LOVE OFFICIALS.

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That's good.

One Cold Mourning

"I AM THE GREAT, CORN-HOLIO!"

This is all well and good, but is Jonny Gomes still the biggest douchebag in baseball?