The only way it could.

The Big 10 fucking sucks. There is no need for further sampling.

I'm watching the LOST marathon on G4. But if you really want to watch something that had a lot of promise but ended in disappointment, Michigan plays in the Outback Bowl at. 1.

I actually don't fit into either of those categories. The reason is, I'm the worst pot smoker alive. I've done it five or six times and I cough like a mother fucker, and end up passing out half an hour later. I always smoke too much. I've completely given up on the practice.

Thanks for your hilarious and informative contribution. Keep up the good work!

I've always wondered what went wrong there.

Well keep it up, man.

I did not know that! Google searches for "Marion Cotillard nude images" don't produce that kind of information.

I was in my 1st or 2nd year of college. Die in a chemical fire.

TDKR got better with every viewing. Anne Hathaway and Marion Cotillard may have had something to do with that, but still.

I honestly miss you on Twitter. : (

Totally forgot about him.

Empty beer bottles are worth 10 cents each!

You emasculated motherfucker! Move to Michigan!

Juan Dixon made it to the NBA (for a while, actually) but I thought he was going to be the next Scottie Pippen, minimum.

Did my shit/piss/spitter dump/batch, finally make it that far south?

I'm watching the Heat / Pistons game right now. LeBron James - the second greatest basketball player I have even seen - still infuriates the shit out of me (even as a Pistons fan.)

Where did you come from? Were you around before the Kinja fuck-show?

Ha!

You don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to know A-Rod always wanted a little bit of The Captain in him.