If Tool releases an album next year, I'll have like 10 songs for you next December.

He put the fucker together through the ladder, that's wonderful.

+1

.meh

I find it hard to believe that Ian Poulter's mom was ever a virgin.

Under Washburn, Babin would've been Lenin's kind of guy.

It's fitting that a guy from Florida would masturbate to old, bronzed busts.

That Kid Rocks.

+1

"Supposed" to do, moron.

Grandpa Of The Year!

Now what the hell am I suppose to do with this garage full of rec-specs?

Well, he wouldn't be the first guy to lose his hand due to a prop.

Well, then he's a terrorist.

+1

Awesome.

Ha! I LOL'D.

+1

This is a nice petri dish you have here.

You sir, are an American hero.