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[exhales triumphantly] The perks of being divorced.

Folie à deux

#StickToHockey

You sir, are a beaut.

Packing up my tools now. I'll be there in 12 hours to put an end cap on that quarter-round on the left side of your fireplace.

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Nailed it.

That's the beauty of it. I have a red pen and a gun.

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I told you before and I'll tell you again. If you need some work, I'll find you some.

Ha! You hit the nail right on the head, Colonel.

You're an absolutely morong.

Is this a joke? If this is a joke I'll give you a +1.

Great, now my entire twitter feed is going to be filled with stuff about boxing.

I laughed.

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@Deadspin @WhitlockJason stick to food!

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