Thanksgiving used to be - for me - the best weekend of the year for getting shitfaced. Now, Labor Day and The 4th are. This has to be an age specific thing.

You said it much better than eye.

D-Juan

ornamental figurehead dictator whose cult of personality props up the sinister machinations of his scheming nominal subordinates.

Read Joke Spit Beer

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This is pretty shocking, really.

I don't know this for sure, but it may have been my fault. https://twitter.com/PARecSpecs/status/270258342595788800

This is a nice, quiet place you've made for yourself here. What are the taxes like?

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So, which one of you neanderthals voted for Mourdock in this election?

You're the greatest commenter in Deadspin history.

OBUMMMMMMER!!!! HUSSSSSSSANNNNITY!!!!

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The Tigers count as a small market team?

Agreed. The only reason I was watching The Today Show when the second plane hit was because I couldn't take watching Ed's leg dangle like an unmanned Muppet one more time on SportsCenter.

And, obligatory.

Throw in your Nickelback CD and kick up the foot-rest. BigFoot.

I should end it, then?

I laughed.