Will you please get on Twitter?

Tonight, the "Classic Rock" station played Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast, fair enough, that's old. Then, Metallica - The Thing That Should Not Be.

You got me. However, I've weeded out the monster truck fanatic of the group.

May Allah bless you with the sweet red juice of all those many virgins for being the kind of person that may save lives due to your persistence of academia.

I tried, it didn't fit : (

The monster truck would clearly, clear you. Unless you're like, 6' 4".

Fuck your Brewers, bitch.

That's awesome.

You're a hack! (the next one should be slasher movies, hack.)

I denounced my lifelong Cubs fandom before the season began (if Kinja wasn't such an abortion, I would've just posted it.) I threw my estimable allegiance at the feet of the Tigers. So far, so good.

I've been waiting all my life, 33 years.... 6 MONTHS FOR THIS!!! GO TIGERS!!!

Not surprised you still have your avatar.

My favorite team is playing in the World Series for the first time in my life. Go Tigers!

+1

That's it, I'm changing my handle to Post Apocalyptic Woodsman post-haste.

What are you, stupid? Yankees and Mets, of course. These fuckers and their "Don't-Forget-Where-You-Came-From-New-York" bullshit is just the worst.

Body By Bacardi has the list. His handle is @wineaccguy.

Three on the Tree! My friend's dad had a truck with that, only one I've ever seen.

Ha!

Ha!