Think about this: Your only job is to write ONE column a week. You get paid (reportedly) 3 (three) Million Dollars Per Year to write said column. You don't have to keep an eye on subordinates, you've been in the business for decades so you have literally thousands of contacts, and you sometimes (often-times) steal…

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Agreed. You've gotta get rid of the feathers somehow.

I come to Deadspin for food posts!

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Apropo of maybe nothing, and maybe everything.

That's your best comment ever.

In MLB and the NFL, they would lose every game by a million and four points (runs). NHL, they might win a few games, but doubtful. The NBA could be interesting. I'd say it's possible that team could win as many games as the Bobcats did last year.

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Just remember, it's only the First Act. There's two more to go.

No, it was not (I assume you mean the guy answering, because that's my point.) That line pretty much made the movie for me. I'm not going all Giorgio A. Tsoukalos here, but at that point it made my brain engage, and that's all I can ask from a movie.

I've been reading all these "spoiler chats" that I've been avoiding for four months. I've been on this for like two hours (because I have no social life) and have not seen one post about the following scene regarding the Engineer who was decapitated by the Star Wars door: "how long has he been here? 2000 years, give…

Prometheus DUAN

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You fucking asshole!