Wouldn't a Heptathalon been more fitting?

Letterman must have played this every night for four months straight several years ago. Hickey posted it on Twitter a few weeks back, I thought I was the only one in America that remembered it. It's pure fucking gold, obviously.

AAAAAMMMMERRRRIIIICCCCAAAAAAA!!!!!11!1!!

I was so confused I thought I dropped acid and forgot about it. Not only that, apparently we missed a steal by Spain and two more buckets. There has to be a better way for NBC to handle that situation. Put a fucking graphic up on the screen for 30 seconds, something, anything but that.

We need more threes! We're not shooting enough threes!

COTY - Absolutely.

That's college for me for fuck sake. Shamrock, in particular. Gamboa??

I'm thinking Old-Timers hockey. I got nothin else.

Oh yea, golf for the competition for sure. I'm sans ACL in my left knee right now and can't find the four months for rehab, and I've put on 25 goddamn pounds. This winter it's either get the knee fixed, or sign up for old-timers hockey.

I have the exact same problem right now (have for two years.) If you find out, let me know.

"You forgot the 'wit' in the middle."

It may have been a mis-click. Just sayin.

I used to love beer (and by 'beer' I mean American beer,) but now I'll only drink Corona, or an occasional Guinness unless I don't have a choice. Whiskey though, holy shit I can't get enough. I like red wine too, but for whatever reason, I never buy it.

$50!

We use the "holes" line at work all the time. It's one of those things we say so often, that I haven't even given any thought where it came from in a really long time.

Ohhhh, Slippery Pete! Forgot about him, awesome.

Fuck that. The last time you asked me to "trust you," I ended up with 3000 Fred McGriff commemorative "gold" coins that I couldn't move.

I would pay the airfare. It would be fitting to meet one of you shitbirds before I meet Gamboa, who happens to live 12 miles away.

+1 for the comment that I'll never forget.